Where do the saddest people go for lunch?

Kinja'd!!! "Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon)
04/24/2014 at 12:50 • Filed to: None

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In order of suicidal-tendency:

1. Fazzoli's (with a bullet to the head, no note, possibly in the restaurant)

2. Blimpie's (you've probably already taken the pills and are just putting something in your stomach to speed things along)

3. Arby's (the booth by the window, overlooking the Interstate is where you decide asphyxiation by carbon-monoxide is the preferable way to go)

By the way, I was watching The Daily Show the other night and Stewart called Sean Hannity the "Arby's of news." Which was funny. But then I realized Arby's = RB's = roast beef. Or RB26DETT. Take your pick.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 12:51

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BLIMPIE'S IS DELICIOUS YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > Party-vi
04/24/2014 at 12:53

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Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 12:58

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This is inaccurate, number one would be the Target food courts


Kinja'd!!! AlfaAlfa > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 13:06

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Mcdonalds. /end thread.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 13:08

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Cinnibon


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 13:08

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You don't need a gun, the breadsticks alone will kill you with a coronary


Kinja'd!!! mpa-burner2 > Chairman Kaga
04/24/2014 at 13:33

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Fazoli's straight sucks.

I just picked up Jimmy John's and parked next to a car with a girl eating her lunch in her car. To me, the saddest place to go for lunch - your car.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > EL_ULY
04/24/2014 at 13:55

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The only time I ever see one is the airport. So when I fly, I'm like HOLY CRAP CINNABON and eat several.

Also, I have to eat at Nathan's. They absolutely suck, but that's my name, so it's kind of required that I do it anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Slow4o > mpa-burner2
04/24/2014 at 13:57

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Just saw this too. And thought the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > mpa-burner2
04/24/2014 at 13:57

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I once walked into Walmart, bought a lunchable, then ate it in my car.

I had to rethink my life after that.


Kinja'd!!! mpa-burner2 > Leadbull
04/24/2014 at 14:06

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When I got back to NY I make sure I make a stop at Nathan's - the hot dogs are ok, but the fries are great. They started selling the fries frozen out here in St. louis, and they're pretty good, but not the same as when you get at nathan's


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > mpa-burner2
04/24/2014 at 14:18

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I've only eaten at airport Nathan's. I'm sure the actual place in NY is better.